Hi- this is a JOKE. No offense to ladies here...?!
Question: A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody.
"
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
Answers: A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody.
"
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
haha
i really liked that one..
**star**
hehehehehe no offense taken!!!lol tis funny
Ha!Ha!ha!ha!Good one
lol
hey, that was really funny!!
starred!!
that's amazing
wow i like it, its funny. Good one
liked this one.short yet drives the pt.
lmao...star.
Hahaha that's funny.
What a Clever man Lol!!
Always love to hear this joke makes me laugh everytime =)
Funny !!!
But we in Europe prefer
"The Italian Divorce"
Aaron Camorra.
nice... we're the ones with a dollar.
Haha. If this man is comparing his child to a Pepsi, he's unfit to have custody...very funny.