Don't laugh!!!?!
Question: Wife-Doctor, doctor my husband's broken his leg.
Doctor-But madam I am a doctor of music.
Wife -That's all right, it was the piano that fell on him.
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Father-Sidney, are u tall enough to reach that package on the mantelpiece?
Sidney-Not if its my cough mixture.
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Farmer to man-If u can guess how many chickens I have, I'll give u both of them.
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Smiffy-I went to the dentist yesterday.
Toots-Does ur tooth still hurt.
Smiffy-I don't know-the dentist kept it.
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Teacher-If I stand on my head, the blood rushes into it.Now tell me when I stand on my feet why doesn't the blood rush into them?
Danny-Becoz ur feet aren't empty, sir!
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Mother-Dennis what are u reading?
Dennis-I don't know, Mum
Mother-But u were reading aloud.
Dennis-I know, but I wasn't listening.
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Teacher-Now, Billy, what letter in the alphabet comes before "J"
Billy-I dunno.
Teacher-What have I on both sides of my nose?
Billy-Freckles.
Answers: Wife-Doctor, doctor my husband's broken his leg.
Doctor-But madam I am a doctor of music.
Wife -That's all right, it was the piano that fell on him.
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Father-Sidney, are u tall enough to reach that package on the mantelpiece?
Sidney-Not if its my cough mixture.
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Farmer to man-If u can guess how many chickens I have, I'll give u both of them.
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Smiffy-I went to the dentist yesterday.
Toots-Does ur tooth still hurt.
Smiffy-I don't know-the dentist kept it.
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Teacher-If I stand on my head, the blood rushes into it.Now tell me when I stand on my feet why doesn't the blood rush into them?
Danny-Becoz ur feet aren't empty, sir!
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Mother-Dennis what are u reading?
Dennis-I don't know, Mum
Mother-But u were reading aloud.
Dennis-I know, but I wasn't listening.
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Teacher-Now, Billy, what letter in the alphabet comes before "J"
Billy-I dunno.
Teacher-What have I on both sides of my nose?
Billy-Freckles.
HA HA HA sorry i con't control my laugh that was great man keep doing this..........thank u for make me to smile now i feel fresh once again i'm sorry i want to laugh can i ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........OK today it's enough bye
lol...sorry.
nope
Don't worry, I didnt laugh.
okk want reall funny so i wasnt going to laugh
Ok, no laugh. Just a smile. :)
not at all
* HAHA, I laughed!
good stuff...
you're right
Don't laugh
lol
no problem, easy not to laugh....also I don't feel well and nothing seems funny today so...sorry.
Some good jokes......
lmao...star.
These were too funny not to laugh at...
thats. so. stupid.
Those weren't funny...
I didn't laugh, was like "what? I don't understand. This is not funny."
Sorry, none of those are funny. The one about the blood rushing was kind of funny.
The only one I cared for was Mother-Dennis joke. The others were ok, so you got your wish I didn't laugh, but have a star! LOL!
the 3rd one iz funny, but the rest of them are puttin me to sleep, sorry....
You didn't have to tell me not to laugh, I didn't on my own....
the only one that was somewhat funny was the one with the teacher and the blood rushing to her head joke
ha!
Cute! LOL =)~
you actually think these are funny??....
one them jokes are actually funny
ok i did not laugh
Yeah, I don't laugh.
OK .............
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
am so sorry i cant stop looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ! am so sorry ha ha ha sorry
I didn't laugh i win