Visit to the BIG city...?!
Question: A man & woman are on a trip to the big city for the first time. They don't know where anything is located in town so they stop this old man on the street & ask him for directions.
Husband: Old timer, can you tell us how to get the zoo?
Old guy: Don't know where that is.
Husband: Okay, do you know where the museum is?
Old guy: Nope. No idea.
Husband: How about the ballpark?
Old guy: Don't know where that is, either.
Husband: Okay, let me ask you. How long have you lived in the big city?
Old guy: All my life.
Husband: You have? And you don't still know where anything is? Boy, you sure are a dumb old goat, ain't ya?
Old guy: Yep, I may be dumb but at least I ain't LOST!!
:P
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Answers: A man & woman are on a trip to the big city for the first time. They don't know where anything is located in town so they stop this old man on the street & ask him for directions.
Husband: Old timer, can you tell us how to get the zoo?
Old guy: Don't know where that is.
Husband: Okay, do you know where the museum is?
Old guy: Nope. No idea.
Husband: How about the ballpark?
Old guy: Don't know where that is, either.
Husband: Okay, let me ask you. How long have you lived in the big city?
Old guy: All my life.
Husband: You have? And you don't still know where anything is? Boy, you sure are a dumb old goat, ain't ya?
Old guy: Yep, I may be dumb but at least I ain't LOST!!
:P
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lmao...star.
lol
hahahaha.
funny funny funny.
I dont get it!