I dont get this joke, what does it mean?!


Question: A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 108.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grand-children, 35 great-grand children, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.


Answers: A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 108.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grand-children, 35 great-grand children, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

It means that when they cremated the man, the gunpowder inside him ignited, blasting a large hole in the wall.

You really can't see that the guy had so much gunpowder in him that he exploded? Maybe you don't know what a crematorium is?

lol it means he never used protection haha

haha thats funny :]

I don't get it either...

LOL. The reason that the guy left a 15 foot hole in the wall is because he was totally full of gun powder which was ignited and exploded when he was lit on fire. The children, old age etc. are unrealated.

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All those kids were due to the extra charge of "umph" that the gunpowder gave his mo-jo. "Shooting blanks" no more sort of speak. Whatever, he died at an unnaturally old age. When he was cremated (burned to ashes) upon his death, he had gunpowder still in his system. Who knows how it was ignited, but it blew up. Yah, an old joke but still funny.:^) Hope this explanation helps.

hahahahaha thats funny.
he exploded

I get it. The gunpowder supposedly built up in his body, and when they burned him, he blew up; because gunpowder explodes when lit.



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