25 things not to say.......to a naked guy?!
Question: t1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Answers: t1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Three things not to say in a gay bar
1 - Fcuk me its hot in here
2 - Bugger me this beer's cheap
3 - Do you mind if i push your stool in a bit?
GROSS, but funny
my favourite is 23
Funny
my favourite is 12. ahaha
hihihihihihihih and i love number 16 the most!!!!!!!
OMG those are hilarious. Better not say them then. lol
lmfao. have to admit I've thought about saying one or two of those in my time ha ha ha
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
hmm funny... but won't you tell about a girl..damn
interesting, very interesting.....
do you get those in adult size as well
My favorites and 23!!! and 16!
hehehe! excellent
Thanks for the advice even though I will never talk to a naked guy or stand near one.
ALL GUYS R NOT THE SAME, IN MY CASE YOUR IDEA WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT,N WOULD HAVE EVEN NO TIME TO SAY 1 THING BABY..
If you hate guys just be a lesbian.