The Blind Man?!
Question: While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great knockers ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"
Answers: While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great knockers ladies, now where do you want these blinds?"
Hell On Earth
One evening, a young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
funny
Blinds in a Church! LOL
That's funny, Blind Man, next time she should ask if can't see blind.
We'll close them.
classic joke from the Vicar of Dibley as i recall!!
lol ha ha
hehehehehee
they were caught
LOL very funny
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Still smiling here.!!
naughty nuns!
lol
Great !!!
Caught in the act !!!
I see them nuns ... with my inner eyes.
O my God ---- what a marvelous picture...
( Where is a free & helping hand
when You are sitting at a computer !?? )
Aaron.
lmao good one!
heard it before except it was a business lady coming out of the shower
HAHAHAHA!!
lol!
Very good!
that was hilarious!!!
hehehehehe keep them coming hehehe
LOL! Thats really funny!
GREAT JOKE ME AND MY 14 YEAR OLD ARE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF