Do you or your husband shop at Victoria's Secret?!
Question: Victoria's Secret
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> > A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
> > his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
> > in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for
> > the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
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> > He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
> > model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
> > sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do
> > the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
> > myself."
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> > So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
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> > The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
> > iron it!"
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> > He never heard the shot.
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> > Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
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> > Closed coffin.
Answers: Victoria's Secret
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> >
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> > A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
> > his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
> > in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for
> > the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
> >
> > He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
> > model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
> > sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do
> > the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
> > myself."
> >
> > So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> >
> > The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
> > iron it!"
> >
> > He never heard the shot.
> >
> > Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
> >
> > Closed coffin.
ROFLMAO----I love this one.......
thanks for the smile......and no my hubby does not shop there, he hates to shop..........
LOL....I don't do Victorias Secret....when he does...he's a blind man. LOL
The day his skinny *** is Conan or Herculese....we'll talk....till then ....forget it.
LMFAO
I don't have a husband... Just a fiance (sp?), but I don't think he'd ever do that..... Hopefully...
lmao...star.
HAHAH I get it !
XD
i really don't understand this.
haha
I loved that one. My wife really enjoyed it.
i dont get ittttttttt
Haha! Very nice, star for you!
For those that don't get it, she showed up naked, her skin is all wrinked, he says that should iron it because he thinks she's wearing the negligee.
I used to, but I go more for comfort now. Their bras don't fit me well and they cost way too much. Boy, do I sound old or what!!!
I shopped at Frederick's when I lived in Hollywood California. Similar stuff. Have no need for it now. Cute joke. Oh, the joys of getting old!