Definition of a Panda.lmao.That's so Funny!!?!
Question: One sunny afternoon, a Panda walked into a restuarant. He sat himself down and ordered a pizza, a sandwich, a black forest cake, a bottle of coke, and a whole roasted chicken for lunch. The waiter came back after 20 minutes with the panda's food. The panda ate it in no time and got up to leave.
The waiter: excuse me sir! your bill.
The panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The manager is outraged and scared by the panda's actions. The panda started to leave once again but was stopped by the manager.
Manager: Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid my bill yet and on top of that you killed my waiter.
Panda: look up the definition of "PANDA" in the dictionary.
The panda left as the manager went to check the definition.
definition: A panda is a white and black animal that eats shoots and leaves.
Answers: One sunny afternoon, a Panda walked into a restuarant. He sat himself down and ordered a pizza, a sandwich, a black forest cake, a bottle of coke, and a whole roasted chicken for lunch. The waiter came back after 20 minutes with the panda's food. The panda ate it in no time and got up to leave.
The waiter: excuse me sir! your bill.
The panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The manager is outraged and scared by the panda's actions. The panda started to leave once again but was stopped by the manager.
Manager: Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid my bill yet and on top of that you killed my waiter.
Panda: look up the definition of "PANDA" in the dictionary.
The panda left as the manager went to check the definition.
definition: A panda is a white and black animal that eats shoots and leaves.
Lmao.
Ani, that is the funniest one ive heard in weeks!!
Nice one. Hopefully its yours ?
He is so correct and do not supposed to pay
lol.... dortz
is too funny that I Am Crawling on the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack.
omg that was so funny. Eat shoots and leaves. lol! that was funny
lol ur right that was funny
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thts so right, loved it, great one
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hehehe I like that one, but I didn't know pandas could read!
Nice one!
I ROFL'D OFF MY CHAIR SRS HAHA
i made my sister read it and she did too. and then my other sister got pissed at me for reading it so loudly considering it's 12:15 am where i am now
:D:D
OMG *Whoopee!* *mu whua ha Ha HA HA HAAA!!* *hee hee hee hee* *tears rolling* Sh!t. *still giggling*
It has been awhile I heard this joke. It was a learning tool in my nephew's English class. Note: The joke led to a book by Lynne Truss with the title -- yes! -- Eats, Shoots and Leaves. It not only discusses proper comma usage of this joke! I heard it as:
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.
The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
*still giggling*