Whats the funniest joke????!


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Answers: here - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;... i ? the cinderella one its awesome

why did u get hit by the lightning

why are my jokes so funny?

because they make you laugh xD
(duhrduh)

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How's it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

OK... this is a blonde joke---
A blonde is at the airport working on business papers. An obnoxious man sits by her.
"Do you want to play a game?" the man asks.
"No thanks, I'm busy," said the blonde.
"Please!? I promise it will be fun," the man said.
"OK OK how does it work?"
" I will ask you a random question. If you get the answer right, I give you five dollars, but if you get it wrong you give me five dollars, then its your turn," the man explained.
"No I don't want to lose my money," the blonde said quickly.
"Please! OK I will change the rules; If you get the question wrong, you give me five dollars, if you get it right, I will give you five hundred dollars, then it will be your turn," the man said.
Thinking that it was a pretty good deal, the blonde said she would play.
"OK, first question, Which president is on the penney?'' the man asked.
"Abe Lincoln," the blonde replied. The man handed her five dollars. "OK, my turn," the blonde said "What is purple, has seven legs, and has a banana shaped head?"
" Gee that's tough. I give up," the man said reluctantly. He handed the blonde five hundred dollars.
It was now time to board the plane. After the flight, the man asked the blonde, "So what was the answer to your question?"
The blonde hands him five dollars.

Americans

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

Cross-Eyed Dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.



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