Jokes to enjoy not to critisize?!
Question: Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asks a very rich girl to write an essay on the topic " A Poor Family" So she writes: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!
2)A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED. IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME. " SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
3) " Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye "
Answers: Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asks a very rich girl to write an essay on the topic " A Poor Family" So she writes: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!
2)A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED. IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME. " SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
3) " Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye "
Hey, bohot ache jokes sunay ye ho thum... thumhariee shayri bi bohot achi thi.. me abtac has rahin hun..
LOL..hello i speak urdu too soo snapp!
I think u deserve a billion stars ****************************************... LOL okay the last one is under your joke..
Have a nice day and keep smilin..! :D
KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI......... ........
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KABHI KABHI
MERE DIL ME
KHAYAL AATA HAI......... ........
KAHA THANA
KABHI KABHI AATA HAI,
AAJ NAHI AAYA
AANE KE BAAD BATAUNGA
Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child????
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this
world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your
defense?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi
comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi
mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu
fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"
Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba
kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par
custody ki naubat hi na aati."
"JINDAGI AGAR JOKE HOTI TO HAR INSAAN EK JOKAR HOTA"
i understood the first 2 ones and enjoyed them too.but i did'nt understand the 3rd one.next time pls translate.
Nah gilla karega nah sukka, tum salamat na rahe ye duva karega khuda se, that's how bengali once said a shayari ~ Hehehe ~ nice one buddy
I wish i was also born in such a "gareeb" family!! :)
Ha