Jokes to laugh?!
Question: Teacher (asks student)-what's your father names?
Student (reply's teacher)-his name is BUTTER RED
teacher (with a surprised face)-what?
Student (reply's)-yes madam
his name is MAKHAN LAL!!!!!
2)One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said, "If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month".
In reply the beggar said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month.
3)A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
4)"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
Answers: Teacher (asks student)-what's your father names?
Student (reply's teacher)-his name is BUTTER RED
teacher (with a surprised face)-what?
Student (reply's)-yes madam
his name is MAKHAN LAL!!!!!
2)One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said, "If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month".
In reply the beggar said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month.
3)A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
4)"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
A FOOLish man tells his wife to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED
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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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Three FASTEST means of Communication
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell -a Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYBODY
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER amongst all your Friends.
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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOMEthing in your life
If you have 'ONE' ; You are missing EVERY thing in your life
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & ....other 'ONE' ensures U Continue it..
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Sardar : O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct this sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Pappu : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
ou ou i have a joke!
a snail is on a turtle. what did it say??
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WEEEH!!!
loool.
2 and 3 are funniest it didnt make me laugh but these to are the best out of the four
1 i dont get
4 is not funny
Yar Makhan Lal sabka samajh mein nahi ayega, bakki saare bhi to kuch khas nahi maaf keejiyega kabhi kabhi sach bolna jo padta hein
1 and 4 are... LOL!
there were 3 boys
1st boy's name was somebuddy
2nd boy's name was anybuddy
3rd boy's name was mad........
1 day somebuddy was beating anybuddy...mad went to police station and told to insepter that somebuddy is beating anybuddy .......
then the insepter told r u mad??.........
mad told yes,how do u know?.....
thank u,
lilly
hehehehehehe...2nd n 3rd joke were good!! :)
ha ha ha ha ha ha my hat....