Best Story Gets 10 points, use these 5 things?!
Question: A fraternity paddle, a deck of cards, a poster of Alf, six guinea pigs, and a cat named Runt. !!!BEST STORY WINS 10 POINTS!!!!
Answers: A fraternity paddle, a deck of cards, a poster of Alf, six guinea pigs, and a cat named Runt. !!!BEST STORY WINS 10 POINTS!!!!
A guy has a fraternity paddle that he keeps next to his bed for good luck. One day he wakes up and sees that its missing, but in its place, all curled up, is a grey and black cat with a collar that says Runt on it. He shouts "Whats Going on?" and searches for his paddle everywhere but still cant find it wherever he looks. He takes the cat to a local animal shelter and says he was put in place of his paddle the employee calls the mange and the guy tells her his story. she takes the cat says they'll keep the cat safe there but they cant do anything about this paddle. he says that his paddel keept him company at night and that he needs something to stay with him. The manager says she has to find the cat home because he has a collar so she suggest a guinea pig since they havent been selling so well. he says sure and goes home witha brand new guinea pig. She was kinda big but he loved her because she was cuddely and sweet. the next morning he finds her cuddel up in her cage almost the same way the cat was. Shes in a corner looking scared but he thinks shes just getting use to the place. He goes gets breakfast and takes a shower. he comes to dress up and hears squealing form the cage. there are hairless little new born guinea pigs in the cage. 5 little babies. he looks at their cuteness and says to himself,"I'm gonna need a bigger cage!" And they lived happily ever after. And he eventually finds his paddle but throws it away because they guinea pigs have taken the paddles place in his heart
Ol' Runt the cat had a clever way of hanging the poster of Alf on the wall, by using left over crumbled up tape that the six guinea pigs used for nesting material from last weeks bungalow set out between the deck of cards that were hidden under the fraternity paddle. Oh what site!
I AM A MOM OF SEXTUPLETS...
I HAVE SIX BABY GUINEA PIGS...
AFTER A FRAT PARTY I WAS DRUNK AND
GOT KNOCKED UP BY A CAT NAMED RUNT...
I PUT ON THE SONG 'SMACK DAT' AND GOT OUT MY FRATERNITY PADDLE!
TO MAKE IT KOOL...WE COVERED MY NIPPS AND UTHER PARTS IN MY DECK OF CARDS...ONE BY ONE RUNT ATE THEM...TILL I SHUVED HIS PNIZ IN MY JJ...RIGHT THEN...HE TOLD ME HE HAD HERPIES...
This is not excatly wat you said but I hope you like it.
Jane and Sara were walking to there Sorority, SOF, and they were a little scared because they didn't really know what to excpect, since they were pledge's. The walked into the house and know one was there, all they saw was an Alf poster, and a cat named Runt, and what looked like a cage with 6 guinea pigs in it, suddenly the lights went off and someone grabbed them both! The person stripped them to there bras and underwear and then put them in the garage, they turned on the lights, and Sara and Jane then saw the head of the sorority and 12 other sisters of the sorority. They also saw 7 other stripped girls who were tied up. The head annoced that they were now in Hell. Then she revealed a hose from behind her back, they tried to run but could'nt then as they all got sprayed they screamed really loud.
this story takes places at ucla and has six guinea pig as the stars the guinea pigs decide to chase after a cat named runt for taking thier beloved picture of alf and they were gonna whack his butt with a faternity paddle thirty-six times each for disobeying when all of sudden during the paddling one of the guinea pigs sees a pack of cards on the floor and wants to play go fish with everybody and the poster of alf is hanging on the wall during this whole event
There was a very beautiful and smart girl who asked the yahoo community to write a creative story involving a fraternity paddle, a deck of cards, a poster of Alf, six guinea pigs, and a cat named Runt. She wrote BEST STORY WINS 10 POINTS!!!!. This smart and beautiful girl then gave me the 10 points. The end (I hope)