Alcohol warnings....?!


Question: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy


Answers: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy

omg my dad will get pregnant

that was funny

lol wow, good thing I don't drink

i like it

Yes but apart from that it's alright

hohoho so true

lol

i have done all of those things expcially the 4 in the morning ex thing! (except the preganat one (hopefully)

good job i like it

oh dear, so true..

Your nuts...lmao x

yes those are all true!

True, but I think you take things too literally in this. Alcohol doesn't "cause an influx in the time-space continuum," you just forget everything that you do. And it doesn't cause pregnancy, the stupid things you do under its influence do.

lol

Good ones! Funny! 100!

very good ha ha ha ,,,

Is it true? i never had any alcoholic drink in my life.

very funny great joke

When the Doctor prescribes anti bio tics for you, they print on the label: Warning, do not take with Algol ! but why don't they print on Allchol bottle: Warning: Do not take with anti bio-tics ! hic, hic

ROFLMFAO! That's fab!!!

And that, sweetheart, is why I don't touch the stuff....but when I did, guilty as charged to Numbers 1,2,3,4,6,8,9, and 10.

one more .lol



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