Scottish Joke?!
Question: A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Edinburgh and sees a card
advertising For a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here
it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
Gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.
Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of ￡45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to London."
"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"
"No - that's where the end of the queue is"
Answers: A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Edinburgh and sees a card
advertising For a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details
about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here
it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the
Gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.
Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of ￡45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to London."
"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"
"No - that's where the end of the queue is"
An old one but still a very good one!
lol funny
HAHA LOL
lol its good but its been on here before
very good have a star,,,,
lol.lol