Irish Jokes.?!
Question: Definition of an Irish husband:
He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
--------------------------------------...
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
--------------------------------------...
The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
--------------------------------------...
An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?"
"Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
--------------------------------------... ------
Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly
can I keep the money"
Answers: Definition of an Irish husband:
He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
--------------------------------------...
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
--------------------------------------...
The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
--------------------------------------...
An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?"
"Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
--------------------------------------... ------
Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly
can I keep the money"
im irish, i wouldnt consider it racist, its funny!
the irish can laugh at themselves!
Ha! ha! ha! good ones....
Ha ha ha, they are so funny, LMHO, Thanks , he he he.
Very amusing LOL
yep liked those.
lmaoo
ha ha ha
hahaahha very funny joke..
A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London.
She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat.
'Begorrah, Colleen,' says her mother. 'Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?'
Colleen replies, 'Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have wonderful prizes in London?'
When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large diamond ring.
Same exchange with Mom...same 'Won it at bingo!'
Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's back. This time she's sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace with matching bracelet and earrings. She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.
When Colleen gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, callsdownstairs,'Mom! sure now, didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's only a quarter inch of water in the tub!'
'Indeed there is, me darlin,' replies her Mom. 'But we don't want ye gettin' yer bingo card wet now, do we?'
those are great!
#4 is great ^^
well done nice ones
lol :)
HAHA LOL :D :) HAVE A * STAR
lol my stepdads irish and he read them out loud he thinks their hilariouse especially in the irish accent lol good1
ya . not funny you racist
this has been reported as racist