New bicycle?!
Question: little boy asked his dad for a new bicycle for his birthday, his dad says "sorry son we have the morgage on the house to pay and cant afford to get you a new bicycle". The next morning the little boy appears in the kitchen with his bags packed. His day says "what are you doing son", the little boys replys, "I heard you in the bedroom last night say to mum that you were pulling out and mom moaned Oh Oh Oh wait I'm coming too" well said the boy I'm not staying here on my own with no bicycle and a bloody great morgage to pay!!!!!!
Answers: little boy asked his dad for a new bicycle for his birthday, his dad says "sorry son we have the morgage on the house to pay and cant afford to get you a new bicycle". The next morning the little boy appears in the kitchen with his bags packed. His day says "what are you doing son", the little boys replys, "I heard you in the bedroom last night say to mum that you were pulling out and mom moaned Oh Oh Oh wait I'm coming too" well said the boy I'm not staying here on my own with no bicycle and a bloody great morgage to pay!!!!!!
lol love this 1
Another good one....thanks!
at first i didnt get it, but thats good!haha thats funny
Ick!
Nice one, that is one of the few jokes that made me laugh.
Its funny, but old.
:-D
those little pitchers, eh? lol
parent need to get sound proof rooms
lol
brilliant, so funny, 10/10
well.lol
lol good one :) !!!
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Silly!
Good one! Have a star.
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ha ha v good,,,,,