Do you think Blond jokes are still funny?!
Question: Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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Answers: Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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lol those r really funny. u can have a star. how about this one
A Blond and a brunette went into a starbucks. while the brunette is reading the paper the blond is ordering their coffee. suddenly the brunette exclaims "OMG 3 brazilion people died in a car crash." the blonde exclaims "thats awful, how much is 3 brazillion?"
hahahahahahahSTARhahahahahahaha
it dosnt have to be a blonde but its still funny for who ever
HAHAHHAHAHAHA! I love the doctor one and the Florida one! I still fnd them hlarious, yes. I've never heard any of those! Well done!
lol, star.
has a funny ring to it!
I once told my blonde girlfriend a blonde joke. She looked puzzled for a moment and then said she didn't understand blonde jokes.
Yesss....I love it :) Here's one about males though:
Three workmen were taking a break for work (on a construction site), they open their lunches and the first workman says "Oh no, it's sandwiches with sardines again! I can't stand my wife preparing me this lunch everyday!" and so he jumped off the construction frame on which he was sitting. The day after that the second workman opened his lunch and said "Oh no, it's sandwiches with eggs again! I can't stand my wife preparing me this lunch everyday!" and so he too jumped off. The third day the third workman, who was blonde, opened his lunch and said "Oh no, it's sandwiches with ham and cheese again! I can't stand this lunch everyday!" and he too jumped off.
When the coroner investigated the suicides he talked to the third wife who was married to the blond guy. He told her:
"But you knew what was happening, so why did you give him the same lunch daily?"
She replied "I didn't make his lunch, he did"
hahahastarhahahahahahahahaFhahahahaUhaha...
hahahahahahahahahahahaha..........very funny
ROTFLMAO!
I hope you don't mind if I submit them to the Blonde Jokes yahoogroup that I belong to. Hilarious and although I'd seen 2 before, well worth sharing.
Very funny especially 'cause my blonde cousin is sitting right next me
NOTHING CAN BEAT BLONDE JOKES...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?<
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday.
hahahahahah......thanks for a good laugh of the day ...but why only blonds ...we have a lot like.... arround us actually......Don't u?....LOL
lol their good
have a star
Good Job, Steve!! LMAO! Mushroom made a funeee too! We all need to laugh more and my blonde relatives laugh just as hard at blonde jokes as I do!!
Hilariously funny, top draw, ahahahahaaahaha.
Hilarious! My daughter is blonde and owns 4 dogs. I am going to tell her the watchdog one!! Thanks for injecting humor into my day.