Riddle Time?!
Question: Why was six afraid of seven?
Answers: Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
because it is a bigger number
cause 7 , eight, 9
cuz seven ate nine (7,8,9)
Because 789
Because 7 ate (8) 9 !
LOL
Because 7 eight [ate] 9.
That's a kinda old joke, I heard that when I was in the second grade and still guessed it correctly :|
because 7 8 9 sounds like seven ate nine
COS 7 ATE 9
because 7,8,9
heres a joke for u
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone”
To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”