What is a million dollars?!


Question: Talking To God

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes, when he decided to talk to God.

"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "Sure! Just a minute."


Answers: Talking To God

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes, when he decided to talk to God.

"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answered, "To me, it's a penny."

The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "Sure! Just a minute."

Some people don't seem to get it. God's minute is our million years! Funny

Is that a joke? LOL

Pretty good I like that

???? im confused!

Very cute and clean.

Then God said, here ya go, but it will only last a million years, my time.

funny becuase the penny is a million year

woo

good one!!

um, lol (awkward fake laugh, like a staring at it blankly)

i want a penny

i dont get it............

Cute:)

lol

That wa a good laugh..lol

oh man nice!!!!
i know i will be giggling for a while, i Will definitely pass that on.

hahaha ok i get it! =D

1p

Cute!

Ha ha ha. I am rolling on the ground laughing histarictly. That was so funny. *she says VERY enthusiatictly* lol i am just playing that was weak!

So you can have a million dollars in a million years......cute>)

Ha ha lOl. that was really cute. he he. for those who dnt get it God said just a minute but it really means yea sure in a million years. ::Chuckle::

lmao...star.

wait! is he getting $0.01 or 1million $$$???
this is the question that haunts me!

well i have to admit i smirked...

um.. whats the point of that? wait a minute for a millio dollars? how stupid

Cute...But he won't make it to receive it.

OMFG That was beautiful! ROTFLMFAO PMSL

Great come-back!

Nice

ok?

who cares

What are you, 12?



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