Does anyone know redhead people jokes?!


Question: please can you tell me if you know redhead/ginger jokes


Answers: please can you tell me if you know redhead/ginger jokes

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shelley

No one dares because we red heads are notoriously cranky. :)

There are loads of them. Here's a few:
An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman
noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old

redhead. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make
love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love.
At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying!
You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"

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What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

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Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

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Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead
let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

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Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

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One day about a month ago, President Reagan was looking for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge--a blonde, a brunette, and a
redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. How much
would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$200."

To the brunette he made a similar proposition. Her reply was "$200."

He made the same offer to the redhead. Her reply was:"Mr. President, if
you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas
prices, keep me warmer than my apartment, and screw me the way you do the public,
believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a damn cent..."

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Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful
blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"
Second sailor replies that he has.

They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.
FS: " Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
SS: " Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions."

They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the
other two girls for dead.
FS: " Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at
him and replies "Not a wink!"
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A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined
with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably
had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a
week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a redhead, a battery and potato chips?
A: A redhead who's Eveready and Frito-Lay

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Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

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Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.

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Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something!!!

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Two men were talking. One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.

"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking
term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."

The first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.

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Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.

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A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice.
The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."

The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on." She did and said, "I don't fit into these." "That's
right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked
at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right -
and you won't until your attitude changes!"

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Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: ANGRY redhead with a yeast infection!

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Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Hope you enjoy them!!!



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