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Question: ok best one wins. ill starts # 1

ok so i was in 1st grade and we had to do a play and i was a lead role in the bunny who couldnt hop! so when i was bowing at the end i pulled up my costume and everyone saw my whitey tighties and the was the one caught on camera!


Answers: ok best one wins. ill starts # 1

ok so i was in 1st grade and we had to do a play and i was a lead role in the bunny who couldnt hop! so when i was bowing at the end i pulled up my costume and everyone saw my whitey tighties and the was the one caught on camera!

One time i was in 5th grade and I thought I had to fart but poop came out instead. I walked around the whole day like that cuz i thought the teacherz would laugh. All the kids were saying eww something stinks but i just put it on another lil girl. When i was getting off the bus my mother was waiting on me and was like Jessica wats that brown sh*t on ur pants. When I told her she was laughing like crzy.

Last christmas my daddy had to go get my lil sister's gifts from our cuzins house. He thought she would look. B4 he left he gave her a corndog to eat for breakfast. When he left she starts crying like crzy. I was like whats wrong and she said All I get is a Corn dog for christmas.

My friend's mother left a dozen eggs on the roof of her car and when she got home from the grocery store they were still up there. Not a single one broke.

When i was little my pants fell down on the stage and i fell flat on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!I was so embarrassed!!

ok so it was in the 5th grade...i got in bad trouble with my freinds.......we went to the principle.......it was all silent...and i couldn't hold it....i let the loudest FART ever! i swear...i couldn't even think...i was all blushed and now...i still bluck like 5 years L8r!

One time (we lived across the street from a graveyard) my older sisters colored my brother with red marker (to look like blood) and then they ran to the house and told my mom that a tombstone fell on him. They got in so much trouble when mom got there and found out the truth.

In 5th grade two of my friends were fighting, I went to go break it up. One punched the other in the face and when his head went back from the punch - it hit me in my nose and my nose began to bleed. Needless to say the fight ended.

When I was grouped with my friends, I let out a humongous loud smelly rotten egg fart!!. I was so embarrased, so I turned to a stranger behind me and said, "DUDE! Whaddya eat for breakfast!?! What a blue ribbon winner!!! WHEW!!!" I apoligized later.

in 4th grade my friends and i were teasing around, bumping each other... i was on the middle so when my friends bumped me i fell flat on the floor!! Our teacher even saw everything!! I was SO embarrassed

well this story is new one which happened in last Eid
I fill a bucket with full of water and took it to my Bull that my bull satisfied it's thirst,after my bull satisfied it thirst,25% of bucket water keep remained,then I went to another bull ,whose opposite to my bull ,that bull licking the water in bucket because bucket is not full of water,at that time I think may be that bull love to satisfied it's thirst by that manner,everyone watched me at that time ,suddenly the small child came across to me and put bucket in his hands then I saw that bull satisfied it's thirst like all the bull,at that time I am start laughing in my heart,that how fool I am.



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