Light a candle...Joke?!


Question: Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'
They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer bl**dy 'candle.'


Answers: Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'
They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer bl**dy 'candle.'

That was brilliant!!!
The way you wrote it - well, I was saying it out loud and howling my head off!

Thank you so much for the laughs - a lovely start to the weekend!!
Star time!! *

Cute! Thanks for my Friday afternoon giggle!

VERY FUNNY! I loved it and am going to email to all my friends thanks for the big belly laugh I needed it!

that's funny!!!!!

very funny!!

hahahahaha....very funny

very funny

Precious! I don't blame him...lol!

Smart man!!!

LOL!!

:)

LoL! star for you!

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

LOL Another golden oldie, GREAT thanks for the laugh.

I loved it

strike a light must get one myself.pmsl.

haha funny,would of done the same myself.

ha ha ha that was so funny!!!

Nice one ,,,,ha ha

going to tell that in the local tonight cheers sue

hi quizard, very goodjoke, loved it

why do stupid people tell racist jokes
this has been reported

Brilliant joke thanks

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Lol Thanks for the laugh Honey really enjoyed that one here have a star and thanks for sharing.xxx

ok,im sorry, i know you didnt make this joke up yourself but im going to be very critical about it :p
haha

the joke started off funny, with the whole Irish thing going on

you built it up soo much that i was expecting something really funny and instead all i got was, he is going to blow out your brains.. hardly funny



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