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Question: can anyone make me laugh.??? please??? im at work and im bored!


Answers: can anyone make me laugh.??? please??? im at work and im bored!

umm... how about this one...

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

or...

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

If you want to read more, try this website:
http://shell-shocked.org/article.php?id=...

okay

thankfully the alert gauchos were able to save the llama before it was swept into the blades of the turbine

raheed and mc fresh jams were dropping mad beats at the house party....when tragedy struck

we invited mother theresa to respond to these charges

if you have ever sat naked on a hotel bed spread...we have got a chilling report you wont wanna miss

with night falling and just one flare left...would armondo be able to keep the coyotes away from his leg?

My favorite bumper sticker from my website for anti hillary is

I know my ABC's Anybody But Clinton!

Thanks
http://www.stickershoppe.com



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