Anybody need a joke to brighten their day?!
Question: -So, there is this Koala bear sitting in this dingy, hole in the wall pub. He's been sitting at the bar for quite a while slamming back drinks nonstop, just staring at the empty cups accumulate in front of him. All of a sudden a woman approaches him. She says hey sweety you look kinda cute, are you looking for a good time? The Koala just nods, finishes his drink, and the two leave for the woman's room. After a night of spine shattering sex, the Koala gets up to leave the room, he gathers up his clothes and heads for the door. The woman says "HEY!, aren't you going to pay me?" The Koala tilts his head in confusion. She says, don't you know what a prostitute is? He remains confused. She hands him a dictionary opened up to the page with the definition of a prostitute, and surely enough it explains what a prostitute is. The Koala then turn to the page with the defintion of a Koala bear on it, he says look lady, " Koala Bear -Eats Bushes and leaves." - Have a good day, I hope you enjoyed it
Answers: -So, there is this Koala bear sitting in this dingy, hole in the wall pub. He's been sitting at the bar for quite a while slamming back drinks nonstop, just staring at the empty cups accumulate in front of him. All of a sudden a woman approaches him. She says hey sweety you look kinda cute, are you looking for a good time? The Koala just nods, finishes his drink, and the two leave for the woman's room. After a night of spine shattering sex, the Koala gets up to leave the room, he gathers up his clothes and heads for the door. The woman says "HEY!, aren't you going to pay me?" The Koala tilts his head in confusion. She says, don't you know what a prostitute is? He remains confused. She hands him a dictionary opened up to the page with the definition of a prostitute, and surely enough it explains what a prostitute is. The Koala then turn to the page with the defintion of a Koala bear on it, he says look lady, " Koala Bear -Eats Bushes and leaves." - Have a good day, I hope you enjoyed it
He he he
Loved your joke!
Star for you!!!
Thanks for the laugh..
Kind of perverted....
Extremely Funny, It made me laugh out loud!
lol what a dirty little koala bear !
i thought it was simply hilarious..thank you for a good laugh..heres a star
I think it's funny. It would be funnier, though, if he went down on her, shot her and left. And the punchline was "Eats shoots & leaves."
haha :)
thnx for the laugh
Haha, that was great!
Thanks for the good joke. :)
haha never heard that b4
it was worth a star
Haha thats funny =P
he he he!