The Effen Beekeeper?!
Question: He kept bees in the old town of Effen,
An "Effen" bee-keeper was he,
And one day this Effen bee-keeper
Was stung by a big Effen bee!
Now the big Effen bee-keeper`s wee Effen wife,
For the big Effen Polis she ran,
For there`s no-one can sort out a big Effen bee,
Like a big Effen Polisman can!
So the big Effen Polisman pu`s on his hat,
And rins doon the main Effen street,
In his haun was a big Effen truncheon,
He had big Effen "bits" on his feet!
Now the Polis rins up tae the big Effen bee,
And he twisted the Effen Bee`s wings,
But the big Effen bee got his own back,
For the big Effen bee had two stings!
Now they`re both in the Effen Museum,
Where the good folks of Effen can see,
The remains of a big Effen Polis,
Stung to death by a big Effen bee!!!!
Answers: He kept bees in the old town of Effen,
An "Effen" bee-keeper was he,
And one day this Effen bee-keeper
Was stung by a big Effen bee!
Now the big Effen bee-keeper`s wee Effen wife,
For the big Effen Polis she ran,
For there`s no-one can sort out a big Effen bee,
Like a big Effen Polisman can!
So the big Effen Polisman pu`s on his hat,
And rins doon the main Effen street,
In his haun was a big Effen truncheon,
He had big Effen "bits" on his feet!
Now the Polis rins up tae the big Effen bee,
And he twisted the Effen Bee`s wings,
But the big Effen bee got his own back,
For the big Effen bee had two stings!
Now they`re both in the Effen Museum,
Where the good folks of Effen can see,
The remains of a big Effen Polis,
Stung to death by a big Effen bee!!!!
I Don't understand the Effen Scottish Accent
Aw, that was really good - did you make it up yourself?
i don't Effen get it!!!
Nice jokey poem ha ha ,,,,,