A minibus full of Nuns get killed.?!
Question: As they're Catholics St Peter asks them a question then decides what penance they have to do. The question is...
"Have you touched a penis?"
The first nun answered..."I touched one with my finger, once but got scared so I took it away."
"Ok," said St Peter "Just dip your finger in the holy water and say 3 Hail Marys."
The second nun answered.."I used to give my boyfriend a hand-job....but no more."
"Wash your hand in the holy water and say 6 Hail Marys."
Suddenly there was a commotion and a nun started pushing herself forcefully to the front. "Hey," said St Peter..."what's the rush?"
"I have to gargle with that stuff before Sister Catherine puts her butt in it."
Answers: As they're Catholics St Peter asks them a question then decides what penance they have to do. The question is...
"Have you touched a penis?"
The first nun answered..."I touched one with my finger, once but got scared so I took it away."
"Ok," said St Peter "Just dip your finger in the holy water and say 3 Hail Marys."
The second nun answered.."I used to give my boyfriend a hand-job....but no more."
"Wash your hand in the holy water and say 6 Hail Marys."
Suddenly there was a commotion and a nun started pushing herself forcefully to the front. "Hey," said St Peter..."what's the rush?"
"I have to gargle with that stuff before Sister Catherine puts her butt in it."
Hahaha,nearly chocked on my coffee with yhat one,haha,You will have yo give it to me in Black and White,.haha i liked it.
OMG.
thats funny.
NICE
hahaha hahahaha goood!
Haha, thats awesome! Thanks for the laugh.
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class
Nice
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
lol. i've hear it before, but its still awesome!
lol.lol
lol...funny
ha ha hab well worth a star,,,,
lol