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Question: Whats the difference between a supermarket trolley and a blond? The trolley has a mind of it`s own

Whats the difference between a blond and the Titanic?
Only 1500 men went down on the Titanic

Why do blonds wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

How does a blond turn the light on after making love?
She closes the car door.

What does a blond say after making love?
Do you really all play for the same team?

What makes a blond girl`s eyes light up?
A torch shone in her ear.

What`s the difference between a blond and an ironing board?
An ironing board`s legs are harder to open.

Whats the diference between a blone girl and a blond boy?
A blond girl has a higher sperm count.

What does a blond put behind her ears to make her look attractive?
Her feet.

What did President Gorbachev and a blond have in common?
They were both f+++ed by eight men while on holiday.

What`s the diference between gorby and the blond?
Gorby knows who they are.


Answers: Whats the difference between a supermarket trolley and a blond? The trolley has a mind of it`s own

Whats the difference between a blond and the Titanic?
Only 1500 men went down on the Titanic

Why do blonds wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

How does a blond turn the light on after making love?
She closes the car door.

What does a blond say after making love?
Do you really all play for the same team?

What makes a blond girl`s eyes light up?
A torch shone in her ear.

What`s the difference between a blond and an ironing board?
An ironing board`s legs are harder to open.

Whats the diference between a blone girl and a blond boy?
A blond girl has a higher sperm count.

What does a blond put behind her ears to make her look attractive?
Her feet.

What did President Gorbachev and a blond have in common?
They were both f+++ed by eight men while on holiday.

What`s the diference between gorby and the blond?
Gorby knows who they are.

hahahaha, some good jokes. im a blonde, and don't you hate it when blondes get offended by these... i mean they're just jokes... im alway reading blonde jokes because theyre just funny!

funny!!!

Wow do you hold a grudge against Blonds x x

i do.
you, obviously, dont.

i have very dark hair. does anyone know of a really good hair dye product. i would really like to try blonde. they seem to have alot of fun!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny =)

WOW!!! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!

no

lol not a goodnight for blondes eh? lol good jokes though i do feel bad for laughing lol.

SO FUNNY LOVED UM, STAR

I know these are jokes but they are insulting. YOU SUCK

Very good ha ha ha ,,,,



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