Do you know a good joke when you see one?!


Question: Trevor was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favourite rooster was old Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning Trevor noticed old Gordon's bell hadn't rung
at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Trevor was so proud of Gordon; he entered him in the Hertfordshire County Fair and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result.

The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by
being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon?


Answers: Trevor was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favourite rooster was old Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning Trevor noticed old Gordon's bell hadn't rung
at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Trevor was so proud of Gordon; he entered him in the Hertfordshire County Fair and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result.

The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by
being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Do you know a Pullitician called Gordon?

Yea I do know a good un when I see one,,,and that was one,,ha ha ha v good,,,,

Good one, brought a smile to the old boat

Lol, I liked that one XD

I have one as well, except, you have to know how to count in french. Like from 1-5?

Carrying on... -.- Lol:

There were two cats:
English cat - Called 1,2,3
French cat - Called Un, Deux, Trois

They both decided to have a water race, and so they did. At the end of the race, the English cat had won =O Lol

Why didn't the French cat win? =/

Because 'Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq!'
Translation: 'Un, Deux, Trois, Cat, Sank!'

I love that one ^_^

nice one mate.
if you have any more you can send them to me and ill put them on my web site. use the email link.
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excellent!!! loved it!!! starred!!!!!!!!

lmao...star.

hahaha that was awesome! star for you

yes i know a pullitician named gordon

brilliant, ta for sharing!

haha yes I know a good joke when I read the first 2 lines,I read so many lately,I am surprised I remember them all.this one just had in the inbox about an hour ago,but funny anyway

Ha ha ha...clever.

lol wow

hahaha! i liked that.



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