It could only happen in Australia?!
Question: Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
From the state where drink driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer
noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely
walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to
find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a
number
of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the
car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night),
flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched
on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and
then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more
vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive
slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently
waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of
the man's intoxication.
The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany
me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be
broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
Answers: Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
From the state where drink driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer
noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely
walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to
find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a
number
of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the
car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night),
flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched
on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and
then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more
vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive
slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently
waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of
the man's intoxication.
The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany
me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be
broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
Great one greybeard! ....(my good looking friend) :p
LOL!!
blow in here .lol
im in australia, and i live in brisbane :)
which is right next to the sunshine coast
Good!
m not from Australia
That's not a question. You are mean. I'm trying to help people and you're telling jokes. What nerve. You must be Australian!
LOL! Good one. Didn't even see it coming.
lol .
Actually, that's very clever! It really doesn't depend on nationality, does it? That would be just as great a joke around here. I'm a lifelong teetotaller, but I shall admit that it's funny and not think about the consequences.
Ooh! I didn't notice the George Burns image till I returned to star you. I LOVE George, but he was at his best when he still had wife Gracie Allen.
hahaha
but no! drink driving isnt a sport in aus
good joke ha ha ha ,,,,
lol
hehe
hahahahahahaha!! good one!
Mate..,its too long to read and i dont know the answer :)
Great !
Greetings from Berlin...
That's not in Aussie-Land, that's in Germany....
LOL !! Aaron.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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