Have a Good Joke?!


Question: Person with the funniest joke gets best answer.


Answers: Person with the funniest joke gets best answer.

Room 408...funny ?
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy
this:

A woman called a local hospital . . . .

"Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives
information about patients. I'd like to find out if
a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting
worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's
name and room number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 408."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station .
. . . "

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel
in room 408."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel
is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals,
her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the heart
monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement,
Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."


The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic
. . . that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said,


"From your enthusiasm, I take it you
are a close family member or a very close friend!"


"Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 408! Nobody here tells
me sh*t."

Kinda weird but my friend is making me put this..

Three saliors got shipwrecked on an island and got captured by this aincent indan tribe. The chief walks up to the first sailor and asks in his old man voice,

"Do you choose DEATH, or mawk mawk???"

So the first sailor said

"Well, i dont want to die, so i choose mawk mawk!"

so the tribe takes the sailor, strap him down to a rock in the middle of the jungle and shove apples up his butt.

**The second sailor was not paying attention**

The cheif walks up to the second sailor.

"Do you choose DEATH, or mawk mawk???"

The sailor says,

"Well, i'm too young to die, so i choose mawk mawk!"

Well, they do the same thing to the second sailor as they did to the first.

There is only one sailor left. The chief walks up to him.

"Do you choose DEATH or mawk mawk???"

the sailor replies-

"Well i dont want apples shoved up my butt, so i choose death."

"HE HAS CHOSEN DEATH...by MAWK MAWK!!!"

llol?

A Blonde and a Brown head are walking down the street when the Blonde's friend asked "Which is closer, the moon, or Florida?", the Blonde said "DUH! can you see florida?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name
on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

ha ha ha...

Your momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Ok an elderly woman was at her husbands death bed in the hospital, and as the old man knew his time was coming he told his wife. " When I die I will make sure to give you a message that I am in heaven." And the old man died. 2 weeks later a Man who was on a trip to miami from colorado Sent an E-mail to his wife about his trip, but he sent it to the wrong person! Instead he sent it to the old lady! the message read. " Hi honey the gates were very crowded luckily I got on, boy is it hot down here!!! Hope to see you soon!..The old woman died of tramatization lol..hope you enjoyed

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go f^&* herself!"

what's easier to unload. A truck full of bowling balls or a truck load of dead babies?


The dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork.



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