There me Duckies!!!Newly wed Maria is still a virgin.On her wedding night,stayin!
Question: nervous."Don't worry,"her mum reassures her."Tony's a good man.Go upstairs he'll take care of you.Mean while I'll be making some pasta."So Maria goes upstairs and sees Tony has taken his shirt off and exposed his hairy chest.She runs down,yelling:"Mum,Tony has a hairy chest!"Don't worry,Maria,"Mum says."All good men have hairy chests.Go upstairs.Tony'll take care of you."So up she goes again,only to see that Tony has taken off his trousers,exposing his hairy legs.
Again Maria runs downstairs."Mum,Tony has hairy legs!"Don't worry-all good men have hairy legs,"Mum says."Tony's a good man.Go upstairs and he'll take good care off you."So she goes upstairs again.This time,Tony's socks are off and Maria sees that his left foot is missing 3 toes.She runs downstairs,crying "Mum,Tony's got a foot and a half!"
Her Mum say:"Stay here and stir the pasta!"
There me Duckies Pls enjoy.
And star if you like.xxx
Love Yeah all.xxxxx
Answers: nervous."Don't worry,"her mum reassures her."Tony's a good man.Go upstairs he'll take care of you.Mean while I'll be making some pasta."So Maria goes upstairs and sees Tony has taken his shirt off and exposed his hairy chest.She runs down,yelling:"Mum,Tony has a hairy chest!"Don't worry,Maria,"Mum says."All good men have hairy chests.Go upstairs.Tony'll take care of you."So up she goes again,only to see that Tony has taken off his trousers,exposing his hairy legs.
Again Maria runs downstairs."Mum,Tony has hairy legs!"Don't worry-all good men have hairy legs,"Mum says."Tony's a good man.Go upstairs and he'll take good care off you."So she goes upstairs again.This time,Tony's socks are off and Maria sees that his left foot is missing 3 toes.She runs downstairs,crying "Mum,Tony's got a foot and a half!"
Her Mum say:"Stay here and stir the pasta!"
There me Duckies Pls enjoy.
And star if you like.xxx
Love Yeah all.xxxxx
LOL... love this joke, Elmarie.... kept it for blogging!!! lol
---Here's a couple... see what you think, darling.....
.....A husband buys his wife a 'mood' ring so he could monitor her moods as he got home from work!! He worked out that whenshe was in a good mood, the ring turned green and when she was in a bad mood it left a f'cking great red mark on his forehead!! f8^)....
---A woman goes into hospital to have a ****y tuck: On waking, there's three bouquets of flowers on the bedside cabinet... 1 from her husband - Telling her how much he loved her! ...1 from the surgeon - telling her how well the op had gone!!.. And 1 from Eric in the 'Burns Unit'.- thanking her for the new ears!!! ;-))
---Keep up the good work, won't ya!!! lol..Waiting for the next one!!! xxx.
Good one
I DONT GET IT! COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS IN THEIR ANSWER???
lmao
that was funny
thx for the laugh
hmmmmmmmmmm.......not your best one though:)
Funny!!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
A foot and half of what, lol.!!!
Mom will sort that out ha ha.!!!
Excellent Wonderstar so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
hehehe!!! brilliant*
like it.lol
Two good old boys are hunting in the woods. --- The first guy has a brand new rifle with a high powered scope & he looks through the scope & says " Wow !..You won't believe for far I can see ! ...I can see all the way back to your house.--Oh,Oh...I can see your wife with a man & they are fooling around "----- The second guy says " Damn, I'm tired of that woman always fooling around.--You know what ?--I want you to shoot her in the head & shoot him in his private parts ! "----The first guy, who is still looking through the scope, says " Hell.....I can do that with one shot !!! "
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