Doctor & Lawyer?!
Question: Jim the doctor asked his friend Ben the lawyer, "You know Ben, every time I'm invited to some kind of social function, people are always asking me for advice on their medical problems. What can I do to stop all these idiots seeking free advice all the time?"
Ben told Jim, "Simple. Just tell them whatever they want to know, and then send them a bill for a consultation, since it is your right as a doctor to charge for your professional advice no matter where you are giving it."
"Wow, thanks, I never thought of that!" Jim said.
A week later, Jim opened the mailbox to find an envelope from Ben that contained a bill for a legal consultation.
Answers: Jim the doctor asked his friend Ben the lawyer, "You know Ben, every time I'm invited to some kind of social function, people are always asking me for advice on their medical problems. What can I do to stop all these idiots seeking free advice all the time?"
Ben told Jim, "Simple. Just tell them whatever they want to know, and then send them a bill for a consultation, since it is your right as a doctor to charge for your professional advice no matter where you are giving it."
"Wow, thanks, I never thought of that!" Jim said.
A week later, Jim opened the mailbox to find an envelope from Ben that contained a bill for a legal consultation.
Funny! Good one! lol! Ha Ha!
Figures.
advice.........................ohhh costly!!