A funny story to share..........?!


Question: A funny thing happened to a friend of mine recently. He was taking care of his grown son's horses, and he was shoveling the manure. He sneezed !!! His dentures flew out of his mouth, and landed squarely in the manure !!! Have you a funny, true story to share???


Answers: A funny thing happened to a friend of mine recently. He was taking care of his grown son's horses, and he was shoveling the manure. He sneezed !!! His dentures flew out of his mouth, and landed squarely in the manure !!! Have you a funny, true story to share???

When my son was 2 years old, I walked into my bedroom and found my son in there sticking my pantiliners with wings all over the window. He looked up at me and said "Look Mom, airplane stickers!"

LOL. The only one that comes to mind is when I was working, I had lunch and because my tummy was so full I undid the button on my skirt. Little did I know that my zipper came down at the same time. I went to stand up and almost lost it, which would not be so bad, but I sit in front of a huge window and a bunch of sales guys. Almost my most embarrassing moment!

A high school chum's dad, when he was little, lived near cows. So, one day, he light a firecracker and stuck it in a cow paddy (pile o' cow crap) and took off running. A step or two away he tripped, the firecracker went off and he got covered in cow dung.

Yeah, my Uncle's dog came running out of the house a few years ago with his master's upper plate in his mouth as if they were his own teeth. Of course, Uncle Oran was right behind him and the chase was on!

Yeah, as a matter of fact I was just telling my sons girlfriend a story about the time , when on his 15th birthday, we took him to get his learners permit. He was the kind of kid who could not wait to grow up. The day he turned 15, he had to get his permit and a job. Well, after the busy day we had I was in no mood for our first driving lesson and he was furious that we weren't going right then to let him drive. So, he proceeded to break into our locked file cabinet and stole his dads Viagra to give to a friend of his as bribe or payment to let him drive his car. I think that's probably the angriest his dad has ever been at him. He's usually a pretty good kid.His girlfriend certainly thought it was funny.

Oh, I have another one. It involves my son as well. He began asking me about sex at what I thought was too young an age and so I told him that his sex was male and his sisters was female. Then one day he said, I know there's something more to this. I keep seeing previews.... So I said yeah, you're right theres more to it but give me a little time to figure out just how i wan't to explain this to you. Well we were watchng tv one day and a preview for Melrose Place came on and a couple was discussing their sex life and one of them said something about sleeping together. My son jumped up off the sofa and got really upset. He was pacing and bobbing and saying "oh no, oh no, I've had sex with my mother." So needless to say I had to explain it to him right away. And I told him specifically to keep this information to himself and not to share it with other children and not to tell his little sister.Well, he was so proud to know something that she didn't and could not understand why she didn't want to know this exciting little peice of information. I had told her I would tell her when she wanted to know but to wait and her childhood would be better, so she didn't want to know. One day we were driving home from school and he just couldn't hold it all in anymore I heard him tell her," I bet you think you have babies out your back, out your bottom. Well, you don't, you have them out your front, out your fenis."

i've shared this one before, but it bears repeating. when my son was in the three's sunday school class, a friend of mine taught the class. they had some extra time one sunday morning so she said, "we have some extra time so let's say our prayer and then we'll go outside. who wants to lead our prayer?" my son volunteered. and here is his touching prayer(insert smile here) " amen. let's play. "
i'll also share one on my daughter. when she was around three she was the flower girl in a friend's wedding. the friend was the groom. he was on the short side at 5'6". he and his lovely bride had walked up to the stairs and were preparing to take their vows. touching moment. oh yes, the bride was 5'10" and wearing stilettos. anyway, my daughter looked down at them both from the top of the stairs and said VERY LOUDLY AND VERY CLEARLY,........"he's kinda small, isn't he?!!!" i was mortified! i wanted to dig a hole and crawl in. the groom's mother was a good sport about the whole thing. kids. you gotta' love 'em.

OK but I hope it isn't a violation. LOL
Several decades ago on Halloween I decided to trick or treat my husband. I took all of my clothes off and put his huge overcoat on and a hat pulled low over my face. I didn't know that he saw me slipping out of the back door.
When I rang the door bell, he opened the door expecting me of course and had camera in hand. He didn't know that I was going to open my coat and surprise him! And I didn't know he had a camera ready!
We both got tricked and laughed about it for years!



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