This ones a bit sick....?!
Question: there was a single mom with a seven year old kid living by their lonesome,so one day the kid wakes up in the middle of the night to a strange groaning coming from his moms room.So he gets up and walks to her bedroom door and peers through the keyhole to see his mom standing in front of a mirror,'touching and rubbing her privates repeatedly saying 'i wanna man'i wanna man''i wanna man'oh god i wanna man'
So the kid 'weirded out' goes back to his room and back to sleep.The next night again at the same time he wakes up to this strange groaning noise coming from his moms room.Sure enough he gets up walks to his moms room and peers through the keyhole,and again she standing there in front of a mirror 'touching and rubbing her privates saying repeatedly'iwanna man''i wanna man''iwanna man''oh god i wanna man'the kid again' weirded out' goes back to his room and back to sleep.the next night the boy wakes up to a different noise coming from his mom's room so he gets up walks to her bedroom
Answers: there was a single mom with a seven year old kid living by their lonesome,so one day the kid wakes up in the middle of the night to a strange groaning coming from his moms room.So he gets up and walks to her bedroom door and peers through the keyhole to see his mom standing in front of a mirror,'touching and rubbing her privates repeatedly saying 'i wanna man'i wanna man''i wanna man'oh god i wanna man'
So the kid 'weirded out' goes back to his room and back to sleep.The next night again at the same time he wakes up to this strange groaning noise coming from his moms room.Sure enough he gets up walks to his moms room and peers through the keyhole,and again she standing there in front of a mirror 'touching and rubbing her privates saying repeatedly'iwanna man''i wanna man''iwanna man''oh god i wanna man'the kid again' weirded out' goes back to his room and back to sleep.the next night the boy wakes up to a different noise coming from his mom's room so he gets up walks to her bedroom
awww, no because he thinks that doing that he will get what he wants becuse his mom got a man, so he wanted and x-box
Where's the rest of the joke??????
edit: Thanks for posting the rest of the joke! *star* for you!
That is really funny! Did you make that up your self?
I agree with Andrea H. What happen next, dude?
Hahaha.
ha nice
LOL
If only that could actually happen
XD
is that all its funny but i wanna know the whole thing
LOL!
That was a good one!!
very funny lol
omg thts hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
lol that was funny!!!!
lollllllllllzzzz haha thsi is funny
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ROFL
oh, if it was only that easy!
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omgosh that is hilarious!! lol!!!!!! hahahahahahaha
funny. I like it. Have a star
omg
That is really funny!!
did ya make it up yourself?