Two cowboys out runnin' fence, when one gets bit by a Rattle Snake, right on!
Question: "I'll ride into town and ask the Doc." said his partner.
When he finds the Dr and asks what to do, the Dr told him he must cut an "X" at the site of the bite and suck out the poison.
The partner rides back out to his buddy to tell him what the Dr said to do.
When the victim asked, "What did the Doc say?"
"Your gonna die." was his response.
Answers: "I'll ride into town and ask the Doc." said his partner.
When he finds the Dr and asks what to do, the Dr told him he must cut an "X" at the site of the bite and suck out the poison.
The partner rides back out to his buddy to tell him what the Dr said to do.
When the victim asked, "What did the Doc say?"
"Your gonna die." was his response.
I Loved this joke.
If I was the one bitten, and the guy told me what the doc really said, I would accept my fate and die.
P.M.S.L. on that one,10/10.
hahahahahaha! Funny.