A Dog's Letter to God...funny ?!


Question: Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but
seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on
your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We
do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename
the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the
forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad
dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns,
clickers, beepers, scent, ID's, el ectromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti,
please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If
there are, will I have to apologize?


Answers: Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but
seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on
your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We
do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename
the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the
forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad
dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns,
clickers, beepers, scent, ID's, el ectromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti,
please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If
there are, will I have to apologize?

hahaha!
this is so funny

(:

Nice.

omg roflmao

Brilliant best one I've heard in a long time.

ROFL!!!! That is so adorable :)

Better than just FUNNY!!! How many dogs have you had through the years....about a hundred or so?

hahaha very funny thanks

very good

Very good joke ha ha ha ,,,,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gyUec-lv_jI

you will love this... think #8 above...

Hahahahaha. I really like the last one

Thanks, I so needed that.

eating out of the kitty litter box?

ewwwwwwwwwww!!

funny!!

CUTE.i guess it was worth my time

pmsl hun, excellent hun

star

hahahaha...excellent and new for me

10/10

That was a nice one. 10/10

Ha ha ha funny

very good

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

Brilliant Panos!!
10/10 and your star is on its way!! *

lmao

stupid all capitals



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