Guy walks into a bar joke.?!
Question: Guy walks into a bar one day and bellies up to the bar...
Bar tender says.. "what'll it be?"
The guy says " Hold on a sec" and pulls out a little piano and a little man.
The bartender says.. "Thats pretty cool.. where did you get that?"
Guy says "Ohh i got it from a genie in this here lamp"
Bartender says .. "Thats pretty cool, can i give it a try"
The guy says .. 'Sure i got one more wish!"
The bartender rubs it.. and out pops a genie...
The genie says while cleaning his ear out with his finger.... "What wish would you want?"
The bartender says "I want a million bucks!!!"
Then all of the sudden they heard the thunderous sound of a million ducks flying into the bar.. and while everyone was screaming and ducking under the table.. the bartender yells at the guy and says... "WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!" the guy smiles and replies... "Well, you dont really think I asked for a 12" Pianist do you?"
Answers: Guy walks into a bar one day and bellies up to the bar...
Bar tender says.. "what'll it be?"
The guy says " Hold on a sec" and pulls out a little piano and a little man.
The bartender says.. "Thats pretty cool.. where did you get that?"
Guy says "Ohh i got it from a genie in this here lamp"
Bartender says .. "Thats pretty cool, can i give it a try"
The guy says .. 'Sure i got one more wish!"
The bartender rubs it.. and out pops a genie...
The genie says while cleaning his ear out with his finger.... "What wish would you want?"
The bartender says "I want a million bucks!!!"
Then all of the sudden they heard the thunderous sound of a million ducks flying into the bar.. and while everyone was screaming and ducking under the table.. the bartender yells at the guy and says... "WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!" the guy smiles and replies... "Well, you dont really think I asked for a 12" Pianist do you?"
hahahahah, very funny,,, very funny...
i like it a lot..
ok, this one for u..
A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would **** you twice.' 'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
hahahahahaha
thats a good one!!!!
What was the third wish? that's only 2.
Man walks into a bar! --- OUCH, that hurt!!!
oh yeah the joke is funnneeee!
that's funny!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
haha nice
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Hilarious.....Thanks
thanks I am going to use that one.
A man walks into a bar...
Ouch! :) x
Two guys walk into a bar.... which was stupid, cuz the second guy should have ducked..
thats hecka funny! hahaha thanks for the great laugh, star for you
hahahahahahahahah
A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are a bunch of idiots!" A sudden silence descends.
After a moment he asks "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.
He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on the other side of the bar are all scum!" Once again, the bar is silent.
He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man.
"You got a problem, buddy?"
"Oh no; I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."