(Naming the Kids)...........?!
Question: A pregnant woman gets in a car accident & falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant, she frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy & a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh no! Not my brother! He's an idiot!'
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
Answers: A pregnant woman gets in a car accident & falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant, she frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy & a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh no! Not my brother! He's an idiot!'
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where she gets fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy.
Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says, "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing". Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet". The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank. A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing". The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?". The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says, "Yes. How did you know?". The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank.
A month later her son comes up and says, "Mommy, I've done a very Bad thing". The mother says, "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?". The son replies, "No, I was masturbating and I shot our dog"
lol, that made me laugh so much, it was great!
HAHAHAHAH that was funny, i heard another version of that but instead of the brother being an idiot, it was a joke about a filipino fob with a heavy accent
Clever!
Excellent
nice lol
cute since i have nephew but cannot pronounce denephew or even try and would definitely change both.
Its a cute joke. funny.
haha that pulled a laugh out of me =)
funny!!
That was pretty funny. I like that one,
that was too funny....you get a star for that one!