Accountant and farmer?!
Question: A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of
sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your
sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock."
The shepherd thinks it over. It's a big flock, so he takes the bet.
The man looks around and answers, "869." The shepherd is astonished, because that is
exactly right.
The shepherd says, "Okay, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." The man picks one up and
begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I
can guess your exact occupation." The man agrees.
"You are an accountant for the government," says the shepherd.
"Amazing!" responds the man. "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce
that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
Answers: A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of
sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your
sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock."
The shepherd thinks it over. It's a big flock, so he takes the bet.
The man looks around and answers, "869." The shepherd is astonished, because that is
exactly right.
The shepherd says, "Okay, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." The man picks one up and
begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I
can guess your exact occupation." The man agrees.
"You are an accountant for the government," says the shepherd.
"Amazing!" responds the man. "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce
that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Don't know sheep from dogs, lol.!!!
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still smiling here.!!
Very good never heard that one before.
lol...funny...thanks for sharing...do u hav anymore?
baaaa i good but a bit woof in places.lol
Ha ha ha well worth a star,,,,
lol
Great version, i know the blonde version of that joke, she dyes her hair brunette and counts the sheep and the farmer bets that he can guess her natural hair color for his dog back.
i dont get it either
hahahahahahaha..nice 1
Excellent!!! xD xD xD
Excellent joke!!! xD xD xD
Here's a star! *
haha very good
Brilliant!!
Another good one!!
LOL!! *
omg hun, excellent, pmsl
star
hahaha...great joke*
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i dont get it?
that doesnt make any sense!!!
first of all, u say he says "I will bet you $100 against one of your SHEEP that I can tell you the exact number in this flock."