How is this joke?!
Question: "Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "
Answers: "Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was my favourite 'Little Johnny' at his outrageous best...LMAO!!!
good 1
Meh.
meh.....on a scale if 1-10...........i rate it a 3
LOL!
not that funny jus made me smile
That was horrible. You made that up didn't you?
funny
My ears sure perked up
bwaa haa haa!
It's good; not LOL'ing, but I smiled.
der
no blonde jokes r good though
Ha that's pretty cute!
Did you make that up? I like it! It's simple, but good. Not laugh out loud hilarious, but its easy to get and appropriate.
6/10
because the mom thought that her husband had sex with the maid or it was something bad. but all it was, was he wanted her to wash his socks
yucky
I get it but i dont think it is that funny-sorry
i guess what website d'you get it from.
It would be good to use, but not all that funny reading it.
Lol it's ok
yeah that's pretty funny. [:
i kind of anticipated that one :/
but not bad.
Niice....
Not that funny though....
CHUCK NORRIS!
because you would assume that the man is cheating on his wife with the maid
UGGHHH- THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!
scale of 1-10...i give it a -8!!!
LOL.....that Johnny is a hot mess!
rubbish, not nearly as funny as when i went to playing fields today when i saw a man carrying a long pole i asked him
' are you a pole vaulter' and he said no im german but how did you know my second name was vaulter' now thats a joke
smiled :) too kiddish
lol.
that definately brought a smile to my face.
=]
good one :)
smart kid.
stupid joke.
oh...
1/10