An Irish golfing tale.....?!
Question: An Irishman was playing a round of golf with a colleague who he dispised because his colleague always beat him and took great pleasure in telling everyone how much better he was.
On the 16th hole the Irishman thought to himself, " I'd give anything to ace this hole." With that, a leprechaun appeared and said "I can make it possible but it will cost you one year of your sex life." The Irishman mulled for a few seconds and agreed. He teed off and the ball landed on the green and rolled gently into the hole.
On the 17th the Irishman sliced his approach into a group of trees. "Bad luck." said his partner smugly. The Leprechaun reappeared and said "I can fix that for you, but it will cost you 5 years of your sex life. Do we have a deal?" The Irishman thought about it for a while and decided it was worth it to beat his obnoxious colleague. PUFF! his ball came flying out of the trees and landed on the green.
With the round tied both men played great shots on the 18th. However, the Irishman had an impossible putt to win the game. The Leprechaun popped up again and said “If you really want to beat this eejit, I t will cost you your sex life for the rest of your life.” The Irishman thought about the proposal long and hard and decided to agree to the arrangement.
He subsequently holed the putt and his opponent stormed off in a huff. The Leprechaun appeared and rubbing his hands with glee said, “Right all the sex your going to have for the rest of your life.” The Irishman nodded. “Just for my records, what’s your name and address?” enquired the leprechaun. To which the Irishman responded:
“Father Patrick Kelly, the Church of the blessed virgin, Co. Clare.”
Answers: An Irishman was playing a round of golf with a colleague who he dispised because his colleague always beat him and took great pleasure in telling everyone how much better he was.
On the 16th hole the Irishman thought to himself, " I'd give anything to ace this hole." With that, a leprechaun appeared and said "I can make it possible but it will cost you one year of your sex life." The Irishman mulled for a few seconds and agreed. He teed off and the ball landed on the green and rolled gently into the hole.
On the 17th the Irishman sliced his approach into a group of trees. "Bad luck." said his partner smugly. The Leprechaun reappeared and said "I can fix that for you, but it will cost you 5 years of your sex life. Do we have a deal?" The Irishman thought about it for a while and decided it was worth it to beat his obnoxious colleague. PUFF! his ball came flying out of the trees and landed on the green.
With the round tied both men played great shots on the 18th. However, the Irishman had an impossible putt to win the game. The Leprechaun popped up again and said “If you really want to beat this eejit, I t will cost you your sex life for the rest of your life.” The Irishman thought about the proposal long and hard and decided to agree to the arrangement.
He subsequently holed the putt and his opponent stormed off in a huff. The Leprechaun appeared and rubbing his hands with glee said, “Right all the sex your going to have for the rest of your life.” The Irishman nodded. “Just for my records, what’s your name and address?” enquired the leprechaun. To which the Irishman responded:
“Father Patrick Kelly, the Church of the blessed virgin, Co. Clare.”
pmslol...brilliant joke Quizard*
Funny
Very good joke thanks.
lolz stoopid lepracorn
that was very good. stars for u.
Good joke ha ha ha ,,,,,
classic!
father or not, i would have given the name of the other guy! now their is some real payback!
great!
someone finally bested the leprechaun!
Great one! xD
Here's a star! *
lol funny
haha funny
nice 1
v funny
xx
lol
hi quizzard, that was so funny, you realy made me laugh, well done.
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh and here's a star.xxx
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
Cheers.!!
love it pmsl.
HA HA !!!!
LOL!!!!!
that was a good one!!!
ilike the golf ones!!!
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