Jokes............?!
Question: After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. 'There might be some matches in the top drawer,' she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly,' she replied', snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear.'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation.'
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
Answers: After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. 'There might be some matches in the top drawer,' she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly,' she replied', snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear.'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation.'
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
“WOW!" What lovely jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
Excellent
Second one is funny. I almost got sick when I read the first one.
Liked the first one best, have a star ha ha
I enjoyed both of them.
Pretty funny lady... pretty funny... I'll have to use these, thanx
haha those are great.
haha I lolled on the second
yo mama spoof, yo mamma is so fat she painted her butt green and called it a golf course.!!
that was really good.star for u
ha, the first one was very good!!
didnt quite get the second one!!
Nice bubbles
lol... especially the bloody second one !!
Hahaha! They are hilarious...! well done! XD
lol that was funni........funnyyyyyyyy
Brilliant
good jokes ha ha ,,,
uh the first one was weird the second one was funny
OH MY GOSH! I LOVED IT! THEY WERE HILARIOUS! HERES A STAR FOR SUCH FUNNY JOKES!
hahaha good one both are so good
fantastic 10/10, thanks for the laugh, *star*
lol
love the 1st one
xx
lmao
VERY FUNNY xD
LOL
I give you a star ;-)
Lol Honey you've out done yourself,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
LOL 2 FUNNY ! plz help me http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
hahaha!! excellent joke.