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Question: Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
Answers: Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
thats was funny! it made me smile. thanks ;)
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sweet!
hahaha thats a good one
What did the pharmacist say to that!?
An old lady on a hot day attempts to get on a bus with a parrot in a cage. The conductor say`s "sorry madam you can`t bring that on the bus" Thinking quickly the old lady takes the parrot and puts it in her Knickers and gets on the bus where she meets up with a friend.
As the bus is going along the old lady`s friend say`s "is`nt it hot". A voice from down the old lady`s knickers replies "I don`t know about that it`s raining down here".
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . a camel .she is a naughty old lady
oh, i bet that guy had a laugh with his buddies!
good joke.
yup love this one