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Question: **Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday and his Dad said "we,d get you one son but the mortgage is ￡80,000 and your mum has lost her job"... The next day little Patrick walked out of the house with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you going?" Patrick replied "i walked past your room last night and i heard you tell mum you where pulling out, then i heard her tell you to wait cos she was cuming to, and im not stayin here with an ￡80,000 mortgage and no F**kin Bike**
Tramp walks into posh jewellers, pulls his pants down and starts fingering his bum. Shop assistant shouts "GET OUT YOU DIRTY B*****D". Tramp says "make up your f*****g mind" and points to the sign outside the window which read:- "COME INSIDE AND PICK YOU RING IN COMFORT
Wife says to her husband..."man i'm fat, ugly, with no teeth darling, have you got something positive to say about me"
Husband replies "well your eye sights spot on"
Answers: **Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday and his Dad said "we,d get you one son but the mortgage is ￡80,000 and your mum has lost her job"... The next day little Patrick walked out of the house with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you going?" Patrick replied "i walked past your room last night and i heard you tell mum you where pulling out, then i heard her tell you to wait cos she was cuming to, and im not stayin here with an ￡80,000 mortgage and no F**kin Bike**
Tramp walks into posh jewellers, pulls his pants down and starts fingering his bum. Shop assistant shouts "GET OUT YOU DIRTY B*****D". Tramp says "make up your f*****g mind" and points to the sign outside the window which read:- "COME INSIDE AND PICK YOU RING IN COMFORT
Wife says to her husband..."man i'm fat, ugly, with no teeth darling, have you got something positive to say about me"
Husband replies "well your eye sights spot on"
Lol Honey PLS stop you are making me run for the loo,I can't stop me self w***ing,here have a star.xxx
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......lol.....i laughed at all 3 this time....
....10/10.......especially the first one.....anymore
just about picked myself up off the floor with the first one. love it!
Lol. 2nd made me laugh most.
ahahahahahah
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LLOOLL funny
rofloa very very funny
like m .lol
Very good,,,ha ha ha ,,
thats funny..
lol..very funny