Joke time............?!


Question: Fat bird in a bar says 'if u can guess my weight u can s**g me'. Bloke says 'bout 93 stone u fat ugly cow!'. She says 'thats close enough u lucky b*****d!'

A blonde is sick of living so she decides 2 hang herself but then she decides not to, meanwhile the police get a tip off that she is gonna hang herself, so they rush 2 try and stop her but when they get there she is still alive and they say, "why didnt u hang yourself?" and she says "because when i put the rope around my neck i couldnt breathe"

There's a blonde, Brunette & a red head.
They decide to have a competition to see who can drink the most cartons of juice in 2 minutes.
After the 2 minutes the brunette has drunk 10, the red head has drunk 12 and the blonde hasn't even drunk one yet
they ask her why she hasn't drunk any and she replied "The carton said concentrate"

3 blondes were driving to a international airport. They saw a sign saying"airport left" so they turned around and went home!!


Answers: Fat bird in a bar says 'if u can guess my weight u can s**g me'. Bloke says 'bout 93 stone u fat ugly cow!'. She says 'thats close enough u lucky b*****d!'

A blonde is sick of living so she decides 2 hang herself but then she decides not to, meanwhile the police get a tip off that she is gonna hang herself, so they rush 2 try and stop her but when they get there she is still alive and they say, "why didnt u hang yourself?" and she says "because when i put the rope around my neck i couldnt breathe"

There's a blonde, Brunette & a red head.
They decide to have a competition to see who can drink the most cartons of juice in 2 minutes.
After the 2 minutes the brunette has drunk 10, the red head has drunk 12 and the blonde hasn't even drunk one yet
they ask her why she hasn't drunk any and she replied "The carton said concentrate"

3 blondes were driving to a international airport. They saw a sign saying"airport left" so they turned around and went home!!

liked all of them, very good,its nice to have a little chuckle thanks.

Sorry didn't do it for me, nice try.

.....first one very funny......
.anymore......

You said joke time.

:)

I like the second one!!

lol

Lol Honey loved them all,I see them nasties is working overtime again tonight instead of doing their home work,here have a star,and thanks for that laugh.xxxx

nice .lol

:))

ha ha ha these poor blondes,,,ha ha

hahahaha..those were good*



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