Grammar rules for posting questions....?!


Question: It seems some people are not sure how to post a question properly, which some people find annoying so here is a simple guide.

1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

5. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)

6. Be more or less specific.

8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

10. No sentence fragments.

11. Don't use no double negatives.

12. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.


Answers: It seems some people are not sure how to post a question properly, which some people find annoying so here is a simple guide.

1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

5. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)

6. Be more or less specific.

8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

10. No sentence fragments.

11. Don't use no double negatives.

12. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

hahaha very good !
dang quizard had a similar one just ready to post,well might as well stick it here now.............

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Here are several very important but often forgotten rules
of English:




1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once
said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words
than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be avoided.
21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?
some might be the same sorry and I got more than you (not so sorry ) nene me ne me !!!!
lol

many thanx!they can report 3 month old questions as you know....I am naming and shaming watch my next posting!!! Report It

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They'll always be just that: Stupid trolls!!!

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  • clever.

    wtf?

    Now THAT'S what I call CLEVER - and amusing ! ! !
    Of course, the trouble is, most people won't get it ! ! !

    LOL! Can't wait for the roolz on speeling!

    ha ha..only smart ppl will get this one

    y do people have so much time and points to waste????

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh
    10/10

    thats too smart and clever for this site, but thanks for trying!!

    Lol! I like that :D

    ROFL hahaha

    nice!

    Brilliant!!! xD
    Simply brilliant! xD

    And the verb doesn't has to agree with the subject! xD

    Have a star! *

    Ha! ha! they are really good....

    Brilliant!!

    10 out of 10 for that!!

    Star on its way!! *

    funny...............and clever...lol

    and no racist jokes
    Ps
    tell "ROLYN R"
    SiGNED the troll

    ha, very good! but i think everybodys right, if ur dumb its not funny! So to those of u who think this isnt funny...ur dumb!

    hahahaha! priceless
    star

    I agree with all of your "terms", you posted.
    Last one is very sensible and wise decision.

    Lol Honey I agree,here have your star.xxxx

    Haha! brilliant! i like it! star for you. *ting*

    It's about time that this lesson was given, I think a lot of it is sheer lazyness, not reading the question properly, not using spell check, and lastly not previewing their answer and editing it before submitting it.

    Your rules are very clever.

    Why is this in Jokes?







    Only kidding! Very funny.

    and still get trolled .no pleasing some peeps.

    That is very clever and funny Well worth a star

    hahaha very clever and very good.

    I`m liking this. wish i had thought of it. blue peter badge and one thousand stars

    Lol :)

    When I started to read it, I was like, wait a min, you're trying to tell me how to use grammar-- oh wait... hahahaha- awesome, but I do agree some people won't be getting this one.

    that s phuckin phunny!

    lmao.... thts was so smart of you. :-)



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