Want To Hear The ULTIMATE Blond Joke???!
Question: THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!! And I myself am a blond, if you haven't noticed, and so don't think I know this isn't exactly a normal thing, but I can't resist this one. It REALLY happened:
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
Answers: THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!! And I myself am a blond, if you haven't noticed, and so don't think I know this isn't exactly a normal thing, but I can't resist this one. It REALLY happened:
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
wow!!! i cant believe it! lol!! And im glad that even though ur blonde u can still make blonde jokes! (that means ur one of the rare smart blondes) lol
Not! That was on mythbusters a while ago. Not a true story.
i had the orignal news clipping a long time ago. lol
Wow that is a great one.
ha ha way to stereotype but still hilarious
BAHAHAHA
thats a funny one
i would have loved to have been the concerned guy that went over!
lol.. I gave you a star, this is so funny, I can't stop laughing. hahaha
Hahahahahah! that is a good one.. I still like blondes even if they think that brains are made of dough. =)-
Yes, that is hillarious! I have heard that one before, but I am glad to hear it again!
It really is a joke & it didn't really happen. You should hear stand up comedian Chonda Pierce tell it. She tells it really well. You might actually laugh if you hear if from her.
ha haha..
MAYBE it was her brain... because blonde people have dough brains :D jks jks i'm blonde anyway so i can't talk.
I know a couple of blonds who would really do that.
Great! You even added Pillsbury in it!
Urgh.........................you made my day..........
Thank you, you just wake up.
Lol =]
Sounds like something i'd do :]
lol
good one,
Haha, this was so funny!
HEHEHEHEHEH its N____ice
hey i saw this on news!!
hahahahahaaahahahaha now thats what you call a stupid blond......hahahahhahhaaa....no offence
how can one not give a star to this.....!
(wish i could give you more)
great pal thank you very much........
good one but cant be true