I'm sad and need some cheering up, will u tell me a funny story?!


Question: it doesnt have to be embarrasing!


Answers: it doesnt have to be embarrasing!

TURNER BROWN

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at
him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound
testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The
big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 7 feet tall , I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch schlong, my testicles weighs 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn
around".

hmmm okay okay this always cracks me up...


Once upon a time... There was this dude.. a annoying dude i liked to call the dying crow..... then one day..... He died!!!!

And I lived happily ever after
The end

Okay..................so it was this guy right?.............And I'm done!

How about a funny site ?

http://sendafart.com/

Who knows, maybe this may bring a smile to your face !



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