Two best jokes of the day? You decide.?!
Question: 1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"
Answers: 1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"
Holy Cow! That was truly awesome!
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Great jokes!!!
both equally disturbing.. but the darker humor in the first makes t more entertaining...sorry..
that's just the way i roll.
Those are good, I saw the second one in played out in a skit once, that was really funny.
I have heard other variations of the hunter joke too. I really like them both.
haha number 2 is best....
LMAO the first one is sad ,but sooo hilarious.
The first on was great thats hellas funny.
please stop , I'm laughing too hard