I invented this joke. Do you like it?!
Question: You have to read it aloud if you're going to get it, but it's best if you try it on someone.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Jester Tickle Meat."
"Jester Tickle Meat who?"
"OK, but you asked for it!" (then you tickle them.)
OK, it's a bit lame, but "tickle meat who" really does sound like "tickle me too" when it's said aloud. Do you know any other jokes?
Answers: You have to read it aloud if you're going to get it, but it's best if you try it on someone.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Jester Tickle Meat."
"Jester Tickle Meat who?"
"OK, but you asked for it!" (then you tickle them.)
OK, it's a bit lame, but "tickle meat who" really does sound like "tickle me too" when it's said aloud. Do you know any other jokes?
That one isn't lame at all, in fact can I use it?
What do you call a blond that died her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
I made this one up off of a question someone here on Y!A asked.
You might be a redneck if your house falls off it's locks and rolls into a farm pond.
Thanks for the humor, I wish I could send these to my girl, but she just got her wisdom teeth removed and they were impacted into her jaw, so she can barely move her mouth and it really really hurts to laugh.
Good luck to you.
its very good haha
very creative.
ahahahaha...It's so bad it's good!
*stares at screen like a dumb blonde* i don't get itttttttttttttt the tickle meat part i get but why gester
HONESTLY, i'll just say keep working on finding better jokes, but i give u a star for just trying *
*BTW PEOPLE, DONT ACK LYK ITS FUNNY CUZ U WANT 2 BE CHOOSEN AS BEST ANSWER, BE HONEST & JUS ENCOURAGE DIS GIRL TO TRY HARDER
*& ENCOURAGMENTS HELP PEOPLE BECOME BETTER,SO I ENCOURAGE U 2 TRY COMING UP WIT MORE
A five yr old would love it
Yeah it is kinda lame but it's better than I could come up with. What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall? DAMN!!! See what I mean?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!
Great joke!!!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!!!!!!!
hey i do get the "tickle meat" part, but i don't really get the "jester" part... and i'm supposed to be a brunette!!! anyways, jester wasn't the punch line, or so i believe, tickle meat part was the punch line, so i think i understand the joke. and yes, it WAS a bit lame... but it wasn't bad... or just the opposite... like someone above said; it was SO bad that it was actually pretty good!!! phew! i don't have a clue what i'm talking about, hope you understood!!! even if you didn't, don't worry, it's completely normal!!! anyway, it did made me laugh, and it was fairly clever, funny enough and mega cute!!! keep up the work, i'd say!! btw i'm NOT saying all these to get 10 pts!!! i've never seen yahoo answers as a race, where you're tryna come first... i just like sharing knowledge, i REALLY don't care about how many pts i get... see ya!!!
I like it, I have a little sister and many little cousin's its a good kid joke. nice one.
Lol I like it and so will my neice!
One of the lamest jokes I've ever heard.